Toxic Potato

Alright listen, I have a secret for you…

Mak and I don’t want you to buy Toxic Potato… at least not yet.

We made this game for two very specific situations:

1. The Bored Adult – Mak and I have played a lot of games with our kids, nieces, and nephews ranging in age from 5-13.

Most of the games are fun for the kids, but mind-numbingly boring for the adults.

I’m talking Brian Regan “rather have shards of glass in my eyes” boring for the adults.

The world needs more games that are – get this – fun for both the adults and the kids!

2. The “Instant Gamer” – Mak proudly considers herself an “instant gamer”.

If you pull out a strategy game that takes an hour to play, you might as well be asking if she wants to take care of the car registration at the DMV…

The only thing in life that she wants to drag on that long is the extended version of “All Too Well”.

Her favorite games are easy to learn, end in 30 minutes or less, and do not require an absurd amount of strategy to play.

That way we can play them as an icebreaker with new friends we have over without everyone feeling like they are stuck in traffic for an hour.

SO SHOULD I BUY TOXIC POTATO?

Well, if you are looking for an in-depth, strategy game to take to your next game night with a hard-core group of gamers…

I’m begging you NOT to buy Toxic Potato. You won’t like it and we won’t like it either when we have to pay for the return shipping to get it back.

But, if you are one those bored adults or have an “instant gamer” in your life that you want to make happy on game night…

Buy Toxic Potato. You are literally the person we made this game for, and you are going to love it.

In fact, we are so sure you’ll love it that we added this guarantee: if you do not like Toxic Potato, for literally any reason, you can return it within 30 days for a full refund.

So what are you waiting for?

Mak and Kyle